Ah, is this a great country or what?

TMZ is reporting that the good “General” Larry Platt is cashing in on his “Pants On The Ground” audition.

He is scheduled to perform on Friday night at the JET nightclub in the Mirage Hotel where TMZ is reporting he will get free lodging, a few thousand bucks and a streak dinner.

And, oh, he is reportedly being flown first-class from Atlanta to Vegas.

I just want to know what the General is going to sing when he finishes his opening number?

P.S. And, oh, Larry, remember, what happens in Vegas (in your case) probably won’t stay in Vegas.

P.P.S. Larry, you are probably better than at least half of the Dynamic Dozen male contestants left in the competition.