OK, it’s Wednesday and if you really don’t want to know who went and who stayed to get us down to “5” then read no further….

Here is how it is going down according to our sources:

– 45 million votes on Tuesday night.

– David Archuleta will sing “Touch My Hand” and the disco theme will feature KC and The Sunshine Band and Thelma Houston.

– Paula choreographed the group dance number which, as usual, they lip-synced.

– If Lil Rounds goes tonight, and she probably will, it will be the first time in the history of the show that a female African-American singer hasn’t made it to the final five.

– OK, Lil stands up and just like that POOF! Ryan tells her she is eliminated. She sings her way out of the competition. One more to go…

– Here are the judge’s comments for Lil:

PA: “You are very classy.”
RJ: “Lil baby, you’re just on your way-just the beginning baby.”
SC: “You made some bad decisions, I’m going to miss your family screaming.”
KD: “I think you learned something from this competition.”

– Now they do a huge disco bit with Freda Payne, Thelma Houston and KC (I can’t move around much anymore) & The Sunshine Band.

– Kris Allen stands up – he is SAFE – no surprise.

– Adam Lambert stands up – he is SAFE – no surprise.

– Anoop Desai stands up – he is No. 2 in the Bottom 3 – not really a surprise.

– Danny Gokey and Matt Giraud and Allison Iraheta stand up – Danny is SAFE; Matt is SAFE; Allison is in the Bottom 3 – yes, a surprise.

– So, it’s either Allison or Anoop joining Lil on the “C Ya” list.

– Now it’s time for David Archuleta to perform “Touch My Hand.”

– So it comes down to Anoop and Allison and …. Anoop is Eliminated!

– The Final Five will have four males – Adam, Kris, Danny and Matt; and one female, Allison.

– Classy Anoop sings out; they show the usual retrospective video package for Lil and Anoop and they close the show.